"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."-- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."-- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 -- Miss USA contest.
"Tensions in Latvia...are tense..."- WBZ Radio, Boston, 21 Jan 91, news- from Gunar Zagars (Andover, MA, USA)
"Men between the ages of 18 and 25 must register for the draft on their 18th birthday."- Sign in a US Post Office- from Bruce Stadler (Dallas, TX, USA)
"President Bush is due to address the nation in approximately 20minutes precisely."- Peter Jennings, ABC News- from Roger Allen (Nashua, NH, USA)
"The President continues to surprise people, so I am not surprised to be surprised."- US Secy of Defense Dick Cheney- from Mark Wiersbeck (Minneapolis, MN, USA)
Anyways, hope those cracked u guys up a lil' bit.. Jiayou for army and sch and watever other in betweens yeah??
It's October already and nov is coming soon and then we have the all-busy december!
jiayou ppl! and read ur bibleeeeeee
I'm still stuck at ACTS. RAWRRRS.
